The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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