Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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