: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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