bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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