She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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