the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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