I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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