id be glad to
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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