Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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