you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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