Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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