I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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