Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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