Girls should come with a carfax report
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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