Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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