I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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