There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
me + whiskey = a bad person
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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