WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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