That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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