If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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