He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Your cock deserves a montage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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