i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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