Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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