i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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