I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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