I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize