How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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