i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize