He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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