i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
do nipples grow back?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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