found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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