he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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