and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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