Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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