I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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