therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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