Cold hands, warm shart.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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