At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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