This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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