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a bad idea.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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