So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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