and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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