So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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