You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Well I just put wine in my tea
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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