capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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