i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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