he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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