I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize