Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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