What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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